moniker-padacklyte:

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snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

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cathyhiatt:

my grandma’s nursing home uses the ahs font for all its signs and um

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i’m a little concerned

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